A Day in the Life of a Typical Romantic

nevver: The Designer Says

Mon, 06 May 2013 17:26:06 -0400

nevver:

The Designer Says

togamivevo: in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released...

Mon, 06 May 2013 17:12:24 -0400

togamivevo:

in third grade this kid got in trouble for saying “be free my niggas” when we released the butterflies

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Mon, 06 May 2013 17:10:48 -0400

nevver: “Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” — Sigmund Freud

Mon, 06 May 2013 17:02:03 -0400

nevver:

“Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.” — Sigmund Freud

dreamerofdisney: disney-lostgirl: BUT ACTUALLY I JUST...

Mon, 06 May 2013 17:00:18 -0400

dreamerofdisney:

disney-lostgirl:

BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED

This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.

thespacegoat: • Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens...

Sun, 05 May 2013 16:06:54 -0400

thespacegoat:

• Accidentally close a tab? Ctrl+Shift+T reopens it.
• Bananas release dopamine, eat them when you’re sad.
• CTRL+SHIFT+ESC is the one handed version of CTRL+ALT+DEL
• Don’t brush your teeth hard, it makes them sensitive and removes enamel.
• Don’t like spiders? Put citronella oil on your walls and they will not go there.
• Drink one glass of water for every alcoholic drink you have, you’ll get drunk without getting a hangover.
• Get clear ice cubes by boiling water before freezing it
• Heal paper cuts and immediately stop the pain with chapstick.
• If you accidentally write on your dry erase board with a permanent marker, scribble over it with a dry eraser marker to remove it.
• If your shoes smell, put them in the freezer overnight, it will kill the bacteria.
• Make bug bites stop itching with a banana peel.
• Make a paper longer with 12-point text, but 14-point periods and commas.
• Need to get around a blocked website at work? Try replacing the http:// with https://
• Never send your resume as a word file (unless asked) Instead, save it to a pdf file, it’s much cleaner and professional looking.
• Pick a flavor of gum you don’t normally chew, and chew it while studying during a test.
• Place a piece of bread in a container with your homemade cookies and they will stay soft.
• Put a dry towel into a dryer with wet clothes, they will dry faster.
• Put toothpaste on a pimple and it will dry out.
• Practise fake smiling in the mirror every day before going to work/school, you’ll genuinely start to feel happier.
• Rub canola/olive oil on knives before cutting onions, you won’t cry, alternatively chew gum and you won’t either.
• Short on time with a wrinkled dress shirt? Hang it up in the bathroom while showering to steam it flat.
• The night before, place things you don’t want to forget the next morning on top of your shoes.
• Use hydrogen peroxide to remove blood stains from clothing.
• When cleaning windows use newspapers or coffee filters instead of paper towels, they will not leave streaks.
• When microwaving bread products/pizza put a glass of water in with it, it will keep your bread from going spongy.
• When you move into a new place you’re renting, take pictures of any and all damage, then post them on facebook (privately if preferred) so you can use the reference date as proof you didn’t do it.
• When searching plane tickets online delete your cookies prior, prices go up when you visit a site multiple times.

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Sun, 05 May 2013 15:57:28 -0400

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Sun, 05 May 2013 15:33:29 -0400

oheyjess: wish my cat hung out on my shoulder

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 06:48:55 -0400

oheyjess:

wish my cat hung out on my shoulder

ianbrooks: Whimsy-cals by Randy Otter You can’t possibly be sad...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 06:42:47 -0400

Fantastic Relief by Randy Otter / posted by ianbrooks.me

Sunny Holiday by Randy Otter / posted by ianbrooks.me

Dino Height by Randy Otter / posted by ianbrooks.me

Flavored Milk by Randy Otter / posted by ianbrooks.me

Dream Big by Randy Otter / posted by ianbrooks.me

Gravity Is A Lie by Randy Otter / posted by ianbrooks.me

Growing Up Fast by Randy Otter / posted by ianbrooks.me

Booo by Randy Otter / posted by ianbrooks.me

I Hate Vegans by Randy Otter / posted by ianbrooks.me

Snail Mail by Randy Otter / posted by ianbrooks.me

ianbrooks:

Whimsy-cals by Randy Otter

You can’t possibly be sad or depressed after seeing any of Randy’s absurd one-panel comics, which often cant decide if they want to be tooth-rottingly sweet or splitting your brain open with a well-timed axeshot… which is to say either will probably kill you eventually, it’s just a matter of how quickly you want to go. The beauty of Randy’s cute yet peculiar panels is, much like the proverbial box of chocolates, you never which one you’re going to get.

Artist: Flickr / Tumblr / Facebook

funfreacksnc: babyferaligator: trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all...

Wed, 24 Apr 2013 06:34:50 -0400

funfreacksnc:

babyferaligator:

trying to find a needle in a haystack isnt hard at all like wtf all u gotta do is burn the fuckin hay

u are the future

"You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what..."

Mon, 22 Apr 2013 17:28:04 -0400

“You’ll be fine. You’re 25. Feeling unsure and lost is part of your path. Don’t avoid it. See what those feelings are showing you and use it. Take a breath. You’ll be okay. Even if you don’t feel okay all the time.”

- Louis CK (via therealmeighan)

Marina Abramović, Rhythm 0, 1974 “This piece was primarily a...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:27:18 -0400

Marina Abramović, Rhythm 0, 1974

“This piece was primarily a trust exercise, in which she told viewers she would not move for six hours no matter what they did to her. She placed 72 objects one could use in pleasing or destructive ways, ranging from flowers and a feather boa to a knife and a loaded pistol, on a table near her and invited the viewers to use them on her however they wanted.

Initially, Abramović said, viewers were peaceful and timid, but it escalated to violence quickly. “The experience I learned was that … if you leave decision to the public, you can be killed… I felt really violated: they cut my clothes, stuck rose thorns in my stomach, one person aimed the gun at my head, and another took it away. It created an aggressive atmosphere. After exactly 6 hours, as planned, I stood up and started walking toward the public. Everyone ran away, escaping an actual confrontation.”

This piece revealed something terrible about humanity, similar to what Philip Zimbardo’s Stanford Prison Experiment or Stanley Milgram’s Obedience Experiment, both of which also proved how readily people will harm one another under unusual circumstances.”

This performance showed just how easy it is to dehumanize a person who doesn’t fight back, and is particularly powerful because it defies what we think we know about ourselves. I’m certain the no one reading this believes the people around him/her capable of doing such things to another human being, but this performance proves otherwise.”

darkpancakelord: I tried so hard not to reblog this.

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:25:27 -0400

darkpancakelord:

I tried so hard not to reblog this.

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Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:17:17 -0400

surfingteen: if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 15:03:16 -0400

surfingteen:

if you’re embarrassed of yourself just remember that two girls at my school are going out to dinner to celebrate justin bieber’s birthday by themselves

If you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of a Marine...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 12:39:51 -0400

If you were having a bad day, here’s a picture of a Marine feeding canned milk via medicine dropper to an orphaned kitten during the Korean War.

justpiercetheveilalready: goddammitpatrick: godismycoffee: I...

Fri, 19 Apr 2013 12:39:24 -0400

justpiercetheveilalready:

goddammitpatrick:

godismycoffee:

I think this is only post like this that I will ever reblog. Yeah.

this is the best explanation I’ve heard

This is my life.

finally, something that shows you dont have to be big to hate your body

sociallyawkwardjocelyn: fnark-oreo: thankyouforthedildos: Whenever I’m not alone in a public...

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:24:18 -0400

sociallyawkwardjocelyn:

fnark-oreo:

thankyouforthedildos:

Whenever I’m not alone in a public bathroom I will wait until the other person flushes then pee as fast I can so they wont hear it.

i wait until its dead silent like when they’re fixing their hair and i take the hardiest piss and as i exit the stall i stare them in the face so they know my dominance over the bathroom

Two different types of people in this world

mirandasexnoise: i shouldnt be laughing

Thu, 18 Apr 2013 00:19:30 -0400

mirandasexnoise:

i shouldnt be laughing